Christian Louboutin Direct Selling

MAYBE SOME OF THEM CAN BE ALTERED FOR THE GEESE. OH, SURE. WHY NOT? OH, THERE’S A LITTLE SAILOR SUIT THAT WOULD BE PERFECT. A GOOSE IN A SAILOR SUIT? IT’S KIND OF OBVIOUS, DON’T YOU THINK? ALL RIGHT, CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN, I KNOW HOW YOU GOT ROPED INTO ASKIN’ AUNT LINDA TO BE YOUR ROLE MODEL, BUT IF YOU DON’T WANT TO DO THIS GOOSE CLOTHES IDEA, YOU DON’T HAVE TO. NO, I REALLY WANT TO. OH, RIGHT! WHAT WAS I THINKIN SAYIN’ THAT ABOUT YOUR AUNT LINDA? [WHISPERING] She’s not there. NO. I MEAN IT. I MEAN, MAKING THESE OUTFITS ARE REALLY FUN. AND, PLUS, AUNT LINDA IS GONNA PAY ME $5.00 FOR EVERY OUTFIT I SELL. THAT’S WHY I QUIT MY BABY-SITTING JOB. YOU QUIT YOUR BABY-SITTING JOB? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO FALL BACK ON IF THIS DOESN’T WORK OUT? THE FACT THAT I’M 14 AND YOU KINDA LEGALLY HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ME? OK. I GOT THE BABY CLOTHES. I’LL RUN OUT TO THE CAR AND GET THE REST OF THE STUFF. SO, LINDA, CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SEEMS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SIDE BUSINESS. YEAH. ISN’T IT GREAT? YEAH. I’M JUST WORRIED THAT MAYBE SHE’S FOCUSING ON IT A LITTLE TOO MUCH. I MEAN, SHE DID GIVE UP HER BABY-SITTIN’ JOB, WHICH WAS A REAL JOB, FOR THIS, WHICH… WHAT? WELL, WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN TO CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN IF YOUR IDEA, YOU KNOW… FAILS? FAILS? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY? FAILS? WELL, YOU HAVE HAD A FEW OTHER MONEYMAKING SCHEMES THAT DIDN’T EXACTLY WORK OUT. THERE WAS THAT SUMMER THAT YOU WERE GONNA SELL CANDLES, BUT YOU LEFT ‘EM IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR, AND… YOU HAD ONE GIANT CANDLE WITH 200 WICKS. WHICH I STILL USE. OH, AND THEN THE TIME YOU WERE GONNA BE A CARICATURE ARTIST AT KIDDIE PARTIES? I DON’T KNOW WHY THOSE PARENTS GOT SO MAD. I’M NOT A PHOTOGRAPHER. IF THEIR KID HAS A BIG NOSE, I’M GONNA DRAW IT LIKE A BANANA. AT LEAST I TRY THINGS, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE. WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? WELL, YOU KNOW, I PUT MYSELF OUT THERE. OK? DON’T JUDGE ME BECAUSE YOU SETTLED. SETTLED? JUDY, YOU’RE NOT EXACTLY BLAZING A BIG TRAIL. OH, YES…STUFFIN’ A GOOSE IN A COCKTAIL DRESS. THAT’S LIVIN’ ON THE EDGE. SOME OF US HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES, LINDA. OR EXCUSES. I MEAN, JUDY, YOU USED TO BE SO CREATIVE.